I do not mean to be unkind to Mr Liza Minelli but what the fuck is wrong with David? I was watchng that celebrity jungle thingy last nite (with my Haagen Dazs ice cream of course) and there is something terribly freaky about him:

1) It is known that he is a plastic-dolly fanatic. I think the heat in Australia is melting his face off. I mean, what the hell is that? And then, there's the snoring.....and the sexual jargon he uses to describe the gals...If he thinks he stands a chance of boinking ANY of them..oh Davey..you are oh sooooo wrong....However I am glad that the public voted him to get into that tank with all those creatures - hi hi hi *evil laugh*. I so wish he doesn't get voted off though - he is such an easy target to pick on!!! Don't you think?

2) My darling boss is still calling me 'honey' which is pissing the shit out of me - I can feel my blood boiling just thinking about it. She might fancy me...I'm sorry horse-face, I don't swing that way! She really knows how to get my knickers in a twist! I would like to take her out of the office and beat her up and drag her from her dry hair....mmmm......(make love not war....ok ok).

3) Saw McDonalds guy today (you'll have to read previous blogs to get the jist about McD boy. Kinda cute...He will do for now...and the good thing is that....he lives quite close to me..ha.....sat next to him twice last week. I have to try and fall asleep on him now...Brushing of arms (ticked)...next must snuggle up to him...hmmmm.....

4) A gf of mine had a blind date tonight with some guy she chats online with - she cancelled because he changed his name twice. First he told her that his name was Mark..apparently today his name is John - identity crisis. Finding a 'normal' guy online is like finding a needle in a haystack - it is oh so NOT worth the time I think...

Ok - my inspiration level is dwindling....Ciao...

PS: Commuters at Liverpool Str Station, please stop walking in my feet - it terribly ruins my pace speed...TSK..